Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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