Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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