I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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