i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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