her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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