sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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