I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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