are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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