I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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