I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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