So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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