I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You can't special order awesome
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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