I don't think brook has ever known best
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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