Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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