I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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