I heard we made out
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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