do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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