Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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