Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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