I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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