Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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