He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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