Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This is the high leading the old right now
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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