never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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