I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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