when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
