Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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