dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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