Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I can tuck mytits in my pants
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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