her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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