that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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