I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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