Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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