Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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