I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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