Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I FOUND THE LEGS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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