Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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