He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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