Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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