THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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