That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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