She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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