Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
They have beer where we have blood.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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