I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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