he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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