Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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