if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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