I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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