So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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