Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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