i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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