Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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